🤢

Considering that my desired workplace is “laying in bed for $5k a week”, no I can’t say that I did. Survival and a safe place to shit dictated that.

Mmm, jesus 🍽

one late night, cruising with friends and chatting:

“you know, we should put a minugun on the prius for our getaway vehicle. defensive and economical! nobody will be able to follow us!”

and the reaction was basically [meme]

Pfft, ez pz

A beeping, clear plexiglass container it is!

Custom eh? Tell me more 😏

one player

That one tank game where you took turns against the computer and/or others players begs to differ :P

webmaster

hard drive failure

they are not worthy of the title if they just had one disk and no backups. to be so knowledgeable and yet so stupid is a memorable achievement.

Fucking kangaroos

-$4 and include an unopened, chilled 20oz cherry pepsi. You deliver. Take it or leave it.

Two-lane, no-passing, winding mountain road: “it’s showtime” 😎

Everyone: flies straight off the cliff

Tbf I’ve read that they missed their third deadline for an early access release. I was interested in the game but if what you have after like 5 years still isn’t enough for even early gameplay scrutiny, maaaaybe some major mistakes were made. And then never addressed. For half a decade.

I’ll hate on big companies and executives alllllll day, but I’m an equal opportunity hater whenever it’s warranted.

I do this.

Oh no.

…whoosh

and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself

Those prices are genuinely and thourally awful. I pay a ton of money for an AT&T small biz line (and watch, and laptop lines) and I get actually-unlimited data for $90 (used to be $80). But you can get a prepaid line through AT&T prepaid for $60 (I believe) that has “unlimited” until 22gb where you are deprioritized until the end of the month. Or cricket, an AT&T-owned prepaid company, has a (supposedly) actual-unlimited option for about the same price, but they limit devices and a few other things.

9gb for the ~same price is highway robbery.

An absolute piece of shit. And that’s very insulting to shit.

A vocal bunch bitched about this, but I’ve had the 6+7+8 Pro pixels (with under-screen sensors) and I’ve never had an issue, all ordered during product announcement. Family (who I hand-down when I upgrade) have never complained either. I use my phone near constantly and unlock actually hundreds of times a day. 🤷‍♂️

Fuckin’ A, man