those fools forgot about lays 😎

Cardassian and Federation technology don’t mix. They’re natural enemies! Like Romulan technology and Federation technology. Or Klingon technology and Federation technology. Or Federation technology with other Federation technology!

I dun goofed

That guy’s wearing a shirt with my favourite Squashing Cabbages songs

“Who shot ya, Johnny Tight-lips?”

“I ain’t sayin’ nothin’”

“Well what do I tell your mother?”

“Who says I have a mother?”

“Father, the sleep-command has awoken!” Something I saw in my Dune kern

Spider-Jackets, so hot right now

Brian Blessed is still alive? Bah, who wants to live forever?

Same thing happened to me, but then I forgot it in another dream

You just need the right cape

Supposedly, the producers wanted Lucifer to show up in a spiked collar and BDSM leather gear. Peter was the one that said no, he should be wearing all white. He still thinks himself an angel, no matter how much he’s fallen.

chef’s kiss

You really have to see how it resonates with them

Legacy Of Kain: Defiance is the closest we’ll ever get ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽

Still love all those games, though

You gotta change that book to encyclopedia size. The amount of shenanigans you can’t explain without going into the other tomfoolery Amy Hennig and the rest of those wacky geniuses came up with…

Finally, Dark Souls IIII

And that’s why the medical term for boner-not-go-awayer is “priapism”

I just use P155w0rd as my password. No one guesses it

I’m just crushing turts

I have yet to find a dumb TV that looks great. Perchance have you any leads?

I REALLY wanna see Jacob Wysocki play a villain in an 80s action movie