Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 5 months agoShort selling spice derivatives based on future forcast retirement community being built in order to afford the $5/bottle surge after the petrochemical train devalued its load into the aqueducts.hexbear.netimagemessage-square50fedilinkarrow-up1122arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up1122arrow-down1imageShort selling spice derivatives based on future forcast retirement community being built in order to afford the $5/bottle surge after the petrochemical train devalued its load into the aqueducts.hexbear.netPosadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square50fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareAnarchoSnowPlowlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up47·5 months agoThese things will have to be wireless to be of any value. It’d be a shame if whatever bands they’re using were filled with garbage and noise so they couldn’t update.
minus-squareDefinitelyNotAPhone [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up35·5 months ago“What, this? This is my emotional support RF jammer. It’s very important to me, so I will be wearing it while perusing your store.”
minus-squareashinadash [she/her]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·5 months agoTaking a Flipper zero to the grocers and setting all the tags to fifty cents
These things will have to be wireless to be of any value. It’d be a shame if whatever bands they’re using were filled with garbage and noise so they couldn’t update.
“What, this? This is my emotional support RF jammer. It’s very important to me, so I will be wearing it while perusing your store.”
Taking a Flipper zero to the grocers and setting all the tags to fifty cents