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minus-squaresnooggumslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up101·5 months agoIt’s because they are all compulsive liars.
minus-squareCuriousRefugee@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up28arrow-down1·5 months agoI read this, moved on, then came back like 3 minutes later to upvote. Slow brain but great joke.
minus-squareAnalogyAddict@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·5 months agoConfirmed. My Borzoi lies continually, especially to “have you eaten yet?” And “who made this mess?!” She gives you that Russian side-eye.
minus-squareWhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·5 months agoIt’s okay if they do it when they’re sleeping, though.
minus-squareAwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·5 months agoIs that why they don’t wear pants?
It’s because they are all compulsive liars.
I read this, moved on, then came back like 3 minutes later to upvote. Slow brain but great joke.
Confirmed. My Borzoi lies continually, especially to “have you eaten yet?” And “who made this mess?!”
She gives you that Russian side-eye.
It’s okay if they do it when they’re sleeping, though.
Is that why they don’t wear pants?