• Dem Bosain
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    5 months ago

    It’s not that difficult. White robots are good, black robots are evil.

    Nobody has ever been saved from a fire by a black robot with red eyes. Checkmate!

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        5 months ago

        Built by the Florida state government after their state was the only one that failed to secure a native superhero (Florida man’s career was a brief yet spectacular failure resulting in 281.5 fatalities) robo mothman is an unfortunate example of design by committee. Though stated to be an easy going and great guy by people who know him personally, his career has been mired by multiple incidents of injuries caused by people fleeing from him in terror and inadvertantly running into hazards.

        Robo mothmans psychologist has stated that he is coming to terms with the realities of his apperance and the association of heros and supermenpeople has issued a formal request to the league of supervillains to stop soliciting his joining of their organisation on the basis of harassment and emotional abuse.

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            5 months ago

            A good noodle incident should leave open just enough questions that the reader comes to a conclusion far more absurd/interesting than anything the writer could come up with by themselves.

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        5 months ago

        I should get AI to make an image of Darth Vader building homes for the homeless while teaching struggling kids craftsmanship, then I should post it with the title “How could the Empire do wrong with great guys like old Vader at the helm?”