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Guillotines are hard to move. A little bit of gas and a source of flame works just as well.

That seems like a long walk. Where’s the gondola?

What a fucking loser. This jackass can’t even win an election with half the vote. I hope every one of you reminds him of this whenever you see him.

Trump knows he lost in 2020, and he hates America for it. That’s why we’re getting TV show people and child rapists.

Give America all your oil.

Is immolation illegal?

Hey, waitaminnit…who put lipstick on this corpse?

Paying a soldier just makes them a mercenary. The best soldiers kill others with sheer ideology.

Same

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What’s your address and phone number? I’ll check and see if you’ve been doxxed.

Why are you being so divisive?

Pro-life tip: fuck your followers. Either they’ll go with you, or they won’t.

It must be the plumber. Let him in, I want to take a shower.

I had this idea a few months ago, and found a thread discussing the same thing from several years ago. Seems like nothing came of it.

I currently use Syncthing to keep a lot of items synced across a few of my devices. It’s completely decentralized and fully encrypted. Instead of synching files, what if it could be used as an instant messenger? No central server to interrupt service. No single point of attack. No more requiring a name or phone number, just exchange a QR code to begin communicating.

I think this would excel at group messaging, especially if some members are out of service occasionally. Reconnect, and all messages get distributed.

There must be something out there that already works like this, but I don’t know of a serverless system.

The island was much bigger until they removed everything that didn’t look like a fort.

So, delay until February, when they disband NHTSA.

Honey, this is the DMV.

…says all the Linux users sticking around to downvote the linuxsucks sublemmy.

Don’t let these Linux crybabies get you down. I’m tired of asking for help with a Windows issue and getting “switch to Linux” as an answer.