If it looks, even a little bit, like republicans are going to lose the midterms, there will be US military in Mexico by August 2026.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=avb1XbO0EIs

If you’re in the market for an electronic safe, here’s a list of brands to skip:

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Half of you should write incredibly detailed messages explaining why canned pumpkin would be a mistake.

This is why they want to shut down Public Broadcasting.

Oxygen plasma sounds like something that could very easily set something else on fire.

It’s not only “more”. The company I work for had “record profits, far and beyond anything we were expecting” in 2021. In 2022, we were told that the company made more than in 2021, but didn’t meet the earnings projections. That’s still record profits, but phrased like a loss.

Not only must the line go up, but it has to go up faster than it did before. Nothing less than exponential growth.

These goddamn things are there only animal I know that really eats wood ticks. Yes, I know, you think possums do too. They don’t, unless it’s the only thing you feed them.

I’ll probably be just another Boltzmann Brain.

The problem is ultimately about personal responsibility and harm reduction. Nothing says you can’t kick one of them to death.

He’s been squeezing the lemons, drinking the juice, and filling the bottles with piss.

Are we measuring energy in just hours now?

They did the same thing in Michigan. I’ve drastically reduced the size of my tips. Before, good service could warrant a 25% or higher tip from me. Now, absolutely nothing over 15%.

Loved my Zune, miss my Zune. The only issue I had was being forced to use Microsoft’s shitty software.

I always wonder what they consider ‘debt’ on these graphs. All my monthly expenses go on my credit card, then I pay it all off the following month. It’s about $1,000 each month. Do they think I have $1,000 of credit card debt?

“I KNOW WHAT YOU DID!!”

A little Jack Teagarden to start the day.

Is this a Buckaroo Banzai post? I feel like this is a Buckaroo Banzai post.

Your question presupposes that everyone is a Christian, and it takes a conscious effort to reject that. It my be hard for you to see it, but that’s a problem with your worldview.

Of course he did. If I thought I could get something out of the Trump administration, I’d also flatter him.

This just proves Orban is smarter than Trump. A very low bar.