• frezik
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    12 days ago

    It’s true. I once gave a woman cheese, and we were fucking within 10 minutes.

    We also planned to hookup that night already, but it had to be the cheese.

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      12 days ago

      Was it some sort of blind hookup Tinder-like, and the “password” was a real, actual piece of cheese?
      Like with spy craft, “I’ll be at the plaza at 10pm, sitting on the bench in front of the fountain. I will be wearing a Gary Coleman “OBEY” t-shirt and carrying a dark green backpack. You will ask me for a piece of cheese”.

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        12 days ago

        Nothing like that. I just offered to get some cheese for a pre-hookup snack.

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            12 days ago

            “Before we bone, I must tell you… I ate radishes earlier. Perhaps you should, too.”
            And that’s how you get on equal footing before jumping into the sack.