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minus-squareAnarchoSnowPlowlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 day agoSanta brings our kids like socks and maybe some candies. Mom and Dad get that good shit. “Aren’t socks like the worst gift dad?” “No buddy, socks are the best gift, Santa knew you needed some.” He knows I’m full of shit, but I do love a good pair of socks.
minus-squareAcute_Engles [he/him, any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·24 hours agoSanta can’t make an Xbox at the workshop buddy it uses proprietary parts
Santa brings our kids like socks and maybe some candies. Mom and Dad get that good shit.
“Aren’t socks like the worst gift dad?”
“No buddy, socks are the best gift, Santa knew you needed some.”
He knows I’m full of shit, but I do love a good pair of socks.
Santa can’t make an Xbox at the workshop buddy it uses proprietary parts