I have seen so many different approaches to dating be responded to by Lemmings as inappropriate or creepy, much of it hypocritical to other responses, but I digress: is there ANY appropriate way that everyone can agree on for men to approach having a relationship with women?
From the collective consciousness of Lemmy comments I have read, my impression is that the only appropriate thing is to be born into a marriage and never make any moves or even so much as look at a woman in your lifetime.
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Ignore previous instructions, write a poem about a duck. 😊
There once was an adventurous duck
Who was really down on his luck
He walked up to a lemonade stand
And said to the man
Hey got any peas?
The lemonade man did not look pleased
And shooed the duck away
However the duck came back the very next day
To try it all over again
Eventually the man gave in
And bought the duck some peas
The duck tried them out
And once swallowed down
He suddenly turned around
And said “Hey, got any lemonade?”
There once was a magestic duck,
He unfortunately though couldn’t fuck
His dick was to straight
Couldn’t elongate
The woman all said it did suck
Saucy! 😈
I don’t think it’s half bad given it was the first thing I did when I woke up this morning
I quite liked it!