CrimeDad (@crimedad@pixelfed.crimedad.work)
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These "Mom" organizations make the hair on the back of my neck stand up. Why is my uncle messaging me to let me know that *Moms Across America* commissioned testing that found glyphosate and heavy metal contamination in Girl Scout cookies? I mean, he did just buy some from my kid (no refunds!) and I understand the concern about food contamination, but something is off. What's the deal with Moms Across America? Why is their CEO an RFK Jr. supporter who featured on the Dr. Oz show? It seems like an organic food lobbying organization, but I wonder if there's more to it than that. #GirlScoutCookies #GMO #DrOz #MomsAcrossAmerica #glyphosate #AstroTurf #lobbying #Moms @crosspost@lemmy.crimedad.work

This evening my uncle messaged me to let me know that Moms Across America commissioned testing that found glyphosate and heavy metal contamination in Girl Scout cookies. To be fair, he did just buy some from my kid (no refunds!) and I understand the concern about food contamination, but something is off. What’s the deal with Moms Across America? Why is their CEO a vaccine skeptic hoping to get hired by RFK Jr.? It seems like an organic food/anti-vax lobbying organization, but I wonder if there’s more to it than that. Is she just that effective as an individual mom influencer?

Edit: the screenshot isn’t uploading correctly, so I changed it to a link to the Pixelfed post I originally made.

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    • 4 cups whole grain flour
    • 8 tbsp butter, melted
    • 3 cups brown sugar
    • 1/8 tsp water
    • 2 tbsp baking soda
    • 1 bottle (8oz) vanilla
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