The last FIVE times I’ve ordered a tuna salad sandwich at a diner, it’s been just tuna, not tuna salad. This is very upsetting, and for the sake of preveserving my marriage I’m not able to just make tuna salad at home. Does anyone know where I can get one?

Places I know I can’t get one:

• Margie’s Candies

• Bridgeport Coffeehouse

• Moon’s Sandwich Shop (Western & Madison)

Please. It’s been so long.