NEW YORK—Stressing that the memory seemed so fresh and vivid in their minds, the confused nation announced Monday that they could have sworn British entertainer Russell Brand was already a convicted sex offender. “Interesting...so Russell Brand definitely wasn’t already found guilty of sexual assault back in,…
Well, he’s a freaky little man, that’s clear. We’re predicting criminality. Proof, or at least clear accusations.
And yeah, you kind of assume he’s already been to court over something, and you just missed it somehow. He’s the kind of white guy who looks for excuses to holler the N-word in his movies while Sam Jackson puts up with it, there’s no way he’s not putting roofies in drinks.
In Tarantino’s defense, the use of the N-word did serve to make the villain significantly easier to hate, which I imagine was the intent.
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