• JaymesRSOP
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      9 months ago

      Look, I know you don’t know me, but you have to believe what I’m about to tell you. Sometime in your future, I get stationed here in Blood Gulch and we meet. And this guy here, he gets promoted to Sergeant of the red army and we spy on them. And they get this new jeep and I’m all like, “There is no way you can pick up chicks in a tank!”

    • ∟⊔⊤∦∣≶@lemmy.nz
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      9 months ago

      Yeah the headline reads like a schizophrenic wrote it.

      I understand they are english words but this makes no sense to me.

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        9 months ago

        We need you to go to the store and get two quarts of elbow grease… and, uh, pick up some… headlight fluid for the Puma too.