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minus-squareMNByChoicelinkfedilinkarrow-up19·7 months agoNo, we cannot just put every random library on the server. Please stick to the stable ones the team picked, not random ones you just heard about and wanted to try in production. Docker enters the chat: Now you can!
minus-squarexmunk@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up7·7 months agoFor some reason our executable only works if you include a jpg of a coconut… do you want to debug why or just ship it?
minus-squarepalordrolap@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up3·7 months agoBegins planning a coconut / computer wedding.
minus-squareMNByChoicelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·7 months agoShit that sounds familiar. Like the jpg was large enough to push the binary into some random memory region.
No, we cannot just put every random library on the server. Please stick to the stable ones the team picked, not random ones you just heard about and wanted to try in production.
Docker enters the chat: Now you can!
For some reason our executable only works if you include a jpg of a coconut… do you want to debug why or just ship it?
Ship it!
Begins planning a coconut / computer wedding.
Shit that sounds familiar. Like the jpg was large enough to push the binary into some random memory region.