• Banzai51
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    1 year ago

    Based on the coffee shops I’ve visited, the patrons are just going to piss on the door.

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      1 year ago

      Do like the Romans did: ask for a recliner so you can get on your side to fart and piss freely while being fed by women whom you throw scraps of food to pick up from the floor… /s