My wife does this all the time, and if I don’t check before I spritz I get an unexpected ball splash.

NSFW for potential topic sensitivity I guess.

  • archomrade [he/him]
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    6 months ago

    And for those particularly nasty shits, I can always hop in the shower and do a quick detail on my asshole with the showerhead and some body wash.

    Really seems like you answered your own question here

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      6 months ago

      Not at all, cause even regular shits should be cleaned off with something beyond just water or paper. Y’all are walking around with smelly, unclean assholes and it’s disgusting.

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        6 months ago

        even regular shits should be cleaned off with something beyond just water or paper

        You can do that with a bidet though