• snooggums
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    4 months ago

    A cop shooting someone who is following directions should be premeditated murder.

    • Zron@lemmy.world
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      4 months ago

      But then how will they play Simon says?

      Simon Says put your hands up

      Different Simon says get on the ground

      Third Simon says drop the gun, wait do they mean the phone?

      Oops, you listened to the wrong Simon, time to get 37 new holes in your body.