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seahorse [Ohio]MA to The OnionEnglish · 2 years ago

Woman Tends To Do Best Creative Thinking When Backed Into Corner With Livelihood At Stake

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Woman Tends To Do Best Creative Thinking When Backed Into Corner With Livelihood At Stake

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seahorse [Ohio]MA to The OnionEnglish · 2 years ago
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BATON ROUGE, LA—Admitting it was the only way she could accomplish anything lately, local woman Kelley Lawrence reported Friday that she tended to do her best creative thinking when backed into a corner with her livelihood at stake. “The only time inspiration strikes these days is when I’m faced with losing my home…
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    This is too fucking real.

    I’m so tired.

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    Well then, I have some good news…!

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    It’s the implication. They were never in any real harm.

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      Well, because she knows what would happen to her if she did say no.

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