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The OnionEnglish · 8 months ago

God Announces Easter Weekend Double XP for all Churchgoers

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God Announces Easter Weekend Double XP for all Churchgoers

restingboredface@sh.itjust.works to

The OnionEnglish · 8 months ago

HEAVEN – In a desperate plea to get gamers into pews, the Almighty Father has announced double XP for all churchgoers this upcoming Easter weekend.…

Excited about this one. Lent debuff hit me hard this year.

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I wonder if this season will have any good Easter eggs in it. Can’t wait!

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