Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 months agoI literally died.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square15fedilinkarrow-up1442arrow-down110
arrow-up1432arrow-down1imageI literally died.lemmy.worldFlying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 months agomessage-square15fedilink
minus-squareunalivejoy@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up48·8 months agoThe police didn’t like my response when I told them why I started smashing windows to advertise my window replacement business.
minus-squareRose Thorne(She/Her)@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up30·8 months agoDid you remember to tie the flyers around the bricks this time?
minus-squaresnooggumslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·8 months ago“Throw them through windows to create a business opportunity.”
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·8 months agoThat’s the plot of the Charlie Chaplin film The Kid. His adopted street urchin smashes windows and he comes around and offers to sell a replacement.
The police didn’t like my response when I told them why I started smashing windows to advertise my window replacement business.
Did you remember to tie the flyers around the bricks this time?
That’s how they caught me
“When life gives you bricks.”
“Throw them through windows to create a business opportunity.”
You forgot step 1, be rich
That’s the plot of the Charlie Chaplin film The Kid. His adopted street urchin smashes windows and he comes around and offers to sell a replacement.