I didn’t read it because I don’t care. Critical support if true.
My parents watch 60 Minutes because they are old. The whole show tonight was devoted to this story.
Didn’t congress already give them a blank check for any medical care they need and stuff? What do they want? Our credulity? Our sympathy?
Didn’t they admit that this was made up? Deeply unserious imperialist propaganda
Yes lol. The agencies have gone out to say there’s no evidence to indicate foul play. The only people talking about Havana Syndrome is the media lol
Edit: wrong thread
How come no one is talking about the elite North Korean assassination Unit 80085 making my wife divorce me and take the kids?
one time I was doing sex to a woman with big boobs and I was doing it really good when Russian super spies used their brain rays on me and it made me think about my dad’s balls and then I shidded and farted all over the back seat of my mom’s teal 1992 Ford Escort Wagon.
can’t wait for my six figure media “expert” sinecure to start.
woman with big boob
Smh so you admit you’re not woke?
rly sry that hanped to yu. pootin must be stoped.
My parents were watching the same special lmao.
It was funny when they sprinkled in a couple of sentences about “well there’s no real evidence from the medical establishment” and then cutting back to national security guys going “nah it’s definitely real even though we have no proof”
It really bothered me they didn’t even say the sentence “psychosomatic illness”. Also all the glossing over about what exactly the FBI were doing abroad (CIA goes abroad, not FBI supposedly)
One agent interviewee described how it affected her life.
“It felt like there were waves pulsing through my body.”
Gosh. I’m really sorry you were mildly uncomfortable. This is a public health issue that needs my attention?
Taking COVID seriously
Taking fake fed sickness seriously
ghoul experiences fear at unfamiliar sensation of having a heartbeat
“nah it’s definitely real even though we have no proof”
Isn’t it just a week or something ago that they released a study that concluded Havana syndrome to be bullshit?
Evil Putler fucked up my brain with a commie sci-fi raygun!
It’s amazing they still stick to this QAnon level conspiracy theory. It’s ridiculous the moment you give it even the tiniest amount of thought.
Feel like they’ve gone back and forth like five times now.
If I was a Russian or Chinese diplomat I would go to a toy store and buy a space gun with flashing lights that goes “pew-pew”. I would bring it to embassy parties and point it at Americans while laughing.
Havin’ a couple of beers syndrome
Here there be flagons.
I heard a few minutes of it. They had someone who experienced it, and went on on how they figured it must be some enemy act immediately.
No, honey, you have surprise neurological symptoms, you go to the fucking hospital. Once they’ve figured out for sure that you’re having an active stroke, then you can call the spooks.
It seems like building a billion-rouble Death Ray LiteTM and blasting rays to incapicate embassy staff is an awfully scattershot and Rube Goldberg solution for a problem that could be solved by setting up, say, an “auto accident” or “robbery breakin” to put a vital staffer out of commission.
The whole 60 Minutes piece was full of blatant contradictions and suspect investigative work. Examples:
- Some intelligence asshole who’s convinced this is a Russian attack (and who they later reveal has started a private company marketing something to Havana Syndrome havers, hmm no bias there) said they’re targeting only upper-echelon U.S. personnel. They go on to interview the wife of some DOJ guy in Germany and talk about another “incident” at a NATO conference where Biden and Zelensky were present. So spouses of lawyers are upper-echelon targets now? And they used their undetectable mind ray on some diplomat at this NATO conference, but not Biden or Zelensky?
- The lawyer’s wife, whose incident occurred around 2014, was given a photo of some Russian teenager 60 Minutes has connected to this. Dude looks like a million other teenagers you can find throughout Europe. She’s convinced this is the guy she saw outside her house a decade ago. Just an absurdly unreliable identification.
some enemy
Some “expert” guest explicitly blamed Russia.
awfully scattershot and Rube Goldberg solution
Classic CIA projection, in other words.
broke: havana syndrome is real
woke: havana syndrome isn’t real
bespoke: it sucks that havana syndrome isn’t real
Death to America
Oh man! Havana Syndrome is back and its in Pog form!
So excited to see where we go with this.
My shitty conspiracy theory on Havana syndrome is that some CIA dickhead got super hungover and they had to make bullshit up to cover their ass and some higher up drank the kool aid for funding purposes.
Simply some fed doing a bit that got carried away!
This is still a valid topic amongst Serious People wearing Pants and Ties? Are the normies okay?
CBS 60 Minutes: Havana Syndrome mystery continues as a lead military investigator says bar for proof was set impossibly high
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COWTBEl1rRcCorrect go to the bar and you’ll find your proof. 40 proof specifically
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
Havana Club Syndrom 
Cuban mind rays made me unable to find the clitoris
Having all those blue and red squiggles running through your head can’t be good for your health.
Swiggly lines are natural. They come from the Earth.
Sources claim Russian intelligence has developed a prototype green squiggle.
