• Adkml [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    8 months ago

    I love telling the pepper weirdos that my plan for the apocalypse is to make a list of local people hoarding items, get 10 of my friends together and kilm them and have enough supplies and ammo for all of us.

    Nothing pisses off chud gun owners more then telling them having 50 guns is pointless for self defense because you can only physically use one of them at a time. Then when they start tlaking about how they’ll have them all pre loaded just genuinely ask them if they think they’re smart enough to keep track of them during game time.

    • TechnoUnionTypeBeat [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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      8 months ago

      I fucking love looking at prepper stuff once in a while. I’d been considering making a small emergency kit/go bag for actual climate disasters that could occur (such as major weather event knocking power out for weeks at a time, which did occur recently), and fucking everywhere has people playing up LARP fantasies about going out to camp in the middle of the woods at the first sign of trouble, only wearing nondescript grey clothing so you can blend into the crowd, and not an ounce of useful advice

      The only bit of useful advice I ever saw for disaster survival was to buy a silcock key to access potable water from buildings, and it came from an old homeless dude on a forum. Fuck these LARPers with their hundred ARs and buried stashes

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        8 months ago

        Yea you’re way better off just watching bushcraft or camping videos.

        The biggest difference is they actually regularly use the techniques and equipment as opposed to the peppers who are just adult loot craters showing off their shiny new toys TALKING about all the stuff they could do with it.