Wow.

Well, it’s Opening Day today at Comerica Park, Tigers vs Oakland A’s, gates open at 10:30am. Y’all know the drill. Cheap seats are gonna run you around USD$55 a pop, plus parking which runs around the same, plus other assorted expenses: food, drink, swag. You do the math.

Or you could just head to Jumbo’s, Harry’s or Temple Bar, for example, and “Opening Day pitcher special” your way through the day. S’up to you.

Go get 'em, Tigers.