• emptyother@programming.dev
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    6 months ago
    • You arent allowed to bring any food home. In fact the server stays by your table, uncomfortable close, and watches you to make sure none of the food you’ve already paid for is “stolen”.
    • The restaurant reserves the right to ban anyone not following rules. They do not need to tell you which rule you broke. Also the rules are secret. They frequently brag to media about how many “rule-breakers” they’ve banned.
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        6 months ago

        But only through email, and you may receive the (definitely human-written) reply in the next 3-10 months

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          We have reviewed your request for an appeal, and decided to stick with our original decision. Please be sure to familiarize yourself with the rules so that you know how to not break them. Thank you.