• doublejay1999@lemmy.world
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    7 months ago

    Well, there were 100 years of league football before then, but thanks for you interest in my rectum.

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      7 months ago

      Take a moment to look at your hands, are they are all wrinkly, thin and covered in liver spots? Do you often cut yourself trying to open canned goods? Do you catch yourself going 5 under the speed limit? Do you use aspercreme to rub one out? Have you been searching for the elusive tictac app for years?

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        7 months ago

        So only old people drive after rush hour. It’s odd how everyone drives slower then the speed limit when it is later.

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          7 months ago

          Not where I live. The roads are more open late so people take advantage of that to do 30-40 over.