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seahorse [Ohio]MA to The OnionEnglish · 1 year ago

Congress Quickly Passes Funding For National Night-Light After Waking Up From Scary Dream

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Congress Quickly Passes Funding For National Night-Light After Waking Up From Scary Dream

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seahorse [Ohio]MA to The OnionEnglish · 1 year ago
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WASHINGTON—Calling an emergency session around 12:39 a.m., Congress quickly approved a bill for a national night-light Monday after waking up from a scary dream. “While we’re definitely not afraid of the dark, keeping a light on somewhere in the United States will be a source of comfort and make it easier to fall…
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    “It was horrible. The poors had (sob) they had rights”

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      And not the fake ones we ignore when it’s convenient!

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    I never thought I’d say this, but… I like their pop ups:

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    Tbh… Thats something i would expect from usa…

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