Some guy will post a picture of a pretty standard looking pepperoni pizza and say: “Imagine not living in new york.” And then there’s the whole bodega discourse, which is also funny. “For you non-new yorkers, let me explain: a bodega is not a corner store. It’s a place where you can buy gatorade, toilet paper, AND eggs.” Thank you sir for explaining that to a slack-jawed yokel such as myself.
From a non American, this seems to be how all Americans talk about their local places lol
Yeah, Americans are bizarrely insulated. They really do think that the northeast quadrant of their town has a completely different culture from the northwest quadrant of their town, but of course those cultures are slightly more similar than the culture of those goddamn southwest quadrant motherfuckers.
The people in the next city over may as well be from Jupiter.
I’ve heard Americans unironically claim that American states are more different from one another than European countries.
Yeah buddy, some places call soda “pop” and that’s more difference than between Poland and Portugal.
Some states are definitely more different than, like, Germany and Austria
My favourite capitalism Murican brained thing is people saying how cool their area is for having x fast food chain
And you can tell how depraved Texas is because they’re like this about whataburger of all mushy, mediocre slop
Whataburger is super overrated but the chicken biscuit hits at 2 am after drinking all night
Their burgers are shit I literally never get them
If you live in Florida this is pretty likely
NYC is extremely circlejerky though even for merca
NYC and Texas are the big 2 circlejerk places, IME
California is the most hated state.
Bursting through a wall
Hot?! It’s only 85, that’s cold where I’m from
Did you know Texas is the only state in the nation legally allowed to secede
Too many damn commiefornians coming here trying to make Texas into the place they left
The stars at night are big and bright 👏👏👏 deep in the heaaaart of Texas
You ain’t never had bbq if you ain’t ate Texas bbq
Y’all want some sweet tea
Whataburger
Bucc-ees bathrooms!
hahahaha “bursting through wall”
thats why the episode making fun of texas is the best spongebob
Stop please, I’ve heard all of these enough to last a lifetime and I’m not even RELATED to anyone from there
:Texas-cool:
Wait one more,
Pff you think that’s far? Back where I’m from we drive an hour just to go get groceries