HiImThomasPynchon [des/pair, it/its]@hexbear.net to chat@hexbear.netEnglish · 11 months agoTell us: Whatever happened to your career in baseball?message-squaremessage-square50fedilinkarrow-up125arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up125arrow-down1message-squareTell us: Whatever happened to your career in baseball?HiImThomasPynchon [des/pair, it/its]@hexbear.net to chat@hexbear.netEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square50fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareGalaxyBrain [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·11 months agoI can’t throw very far
minus-squareHiImThomasPynchon [des/pair, it/its]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·edit-211 months agojust play short stop, furthest you gotta throw is first
minus-squareGalaxyBrain [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·11 months agoI’m also bad at catching things
minus-squareHiImThomasPynchon [des/pair, it/its]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·11 months agoThen be an umpire there’s tons of careers in baseball
minus-squareGalaxyBrain [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·11 months agoOkay. How do I get hired?
minus-squareHiImThomasPynchon [des/pair, it/its]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·11 months agoLook into local leagues and see if you can take the Umpire’s test
minus-squareGalaxyBrain [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·11 months agoCan I open a bar in Boston instead.
minus-squareHiImThomasPynchon [des/pair, it/its]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·11 months agoOnly if I can drink there free
minus-squareGalaxyBrain [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·11 months agoOnly if you can consistently pop off one liners every time you’re asked how life is treating you.
I can’t throw very far
just play short stop, furthest you gotta throw is first
I’m also bad at catching things
Then be an umpire there’s tons of careers in baseball
Okay. How do I get hired?
Look into local leagues and see if you can take the Umpire’s test
Can I open a bar in Boston instead.
Only if I can drink there free
Only if you can consistently pop off one liners every time you’re asked how life is treating you.