Bulletproof? Is it waterproof? Ts&Cs say: ‘Failure to put Cybertruck in Car Wash Mode may result in damage’

  • skozzii@lemmy.ca
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    7 months ago

    Yeah, but someone is gonna buy that gold off you as it holds value , not sure who they’ll be able to trick into taking it off their hands as it’ll be worth a sack of potatoes.

    • TheFriar@lemm.ee
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      7 months ago

      You’re telling me gold doesn’t immediately diminish in value after you move it a few feet from where you purchased it?

      • frezik
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        7 months ago

        I’m going to blow your mind: it’s also capable of being run through a car wash.

        • TheFriar@lemm.ee
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          7 months ago

          Woah. Move over, Mercedes, Audi…other luxury car companies…FERRARI! That’s one.

          From now on, I only drive Gold.

    • zaphod@jlai.lu
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      7 months ago

      People pay money for actual bricks, I say we stop this brick-shaming.