And if you disagree with any of my answers, you’re just wrong.
How much hell would a hell diver dive if a hell diver could dive in hell?
One standard metric hell per dive. That is, if a hell diver could dive in hell.
How do you manage democracy?
Somehow if I show them my voter ID, they just let me help choose the next president. It’s weird.
Wait, guys this might actually be a super citizen. Make sure you are extra nice to them.
What’s the best weapon in the game?
Lightsaber. It’s an elegant weapon for a more civilized age.
You heard em, Arrowhead. Where’s my lightsaber?
I don’t know anything either, but how do you think can we solve what the Title clearly asks? How do we Diversify Hell?
How do we Diversify Hell?
I thought the whole point of this cartoon was that hell has a gay spider in it???
Titles are supposed to tell you who owns something, not ask.
And about the diversity of hell, it’s a real problem. Nothing but lawyers there. Maybe a tax credit for anyone willing to relocate there.
How do I make 3 friends?
Get compromat on three people and blackmail them into hanging out with you.
High casualty missions implies the existence of what?
Out-of-touch military leaders. Dumbass desk jockies want the enemy killed so bad, they can come point the gun at 'em themselves.
Thats incorrect. It means managed democracy prevailed again… Against all odds. You may have to report to the nearest Super Earth civilian center for reeducation.
What’s the deal with Arsenal? They keep trying to just walk it in.
Arsenal? More like arsen-hole, amirite?
What’s the best dive to perform in hell?
If you’re looking for a nice eclectic diner where they’ll let you sing karaoke, you should probably look in the third circle.
What do you like on your pizza?
Meat-lovers with extra cheese and red pepper flakes is S-tier.
Bots or bugs?
Why not both?
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This is the correct answer, citizen. You may yet become a helldiver.
What is your favorite stratagem?
En Passant.
Sup?
Nuthin’ much. Sup wit’chu?
Chillin
Finish your pyramids you fool!!
I got the wrong seratonin for that. I got the kind that make me browse Lenny instead
Fair enough.
What’s your opinion on torching bugs?
Depends on the bug. Spiders, centipedes, mosquitos, and ticks, hell yes. Fireflies, honey bees, and ladybugs are our friends.
You must be a traitor, then. All bugs must be squashed.
How can you answer this question incorrectly?
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What will happen to the ecosystem if we manage to eradicate the bug menace
Everything you see exists together in a delicate balance. We need to understand that balance and respect all the creatures from the squirming maggot to the mighty goliath beetle. When we die, our bodies become the rotting corpse and the maggots eat the rotting corpse. And so we are all connected in the great circle of life.
Sounds like treason talk.