Being completely serious about the laptop, the most serious allegations against Joe Biden from all their obsessing over Hunter Biden is a claim that he had been engaging in essentially pay-for-access while in office (as VP and/or as a Senator), using family as intermediaries to facilitate it.
Replace “family” with “hotels” and you’ve got something we’re all pretty sure Trump was also doing as president.
More, DOJ: “Hey listen, we’ve known about this for four years straight but our hands are tied until after the election. Maybe hope that SDNY case about hush money to a sex worker pays off.”
Maga: OK, but look what Biden did!!
What did he do?
Maga: OMG how can you not know sheeple?
Ok, but what did he do? Did he leak classified information? Did he try to overthrow our government?
Maga:…
MAGA: No, worse, he’s cancelling student loans!
of which were then shutdown about 6 months after. And reinstated later on…
He smoked crack with a hooker!
And how does that affect the rest of us?
…
he’s old!!!
“Muh Hunter Biden laptop.”
Being completely serious about the laptop, the most serious allegations against Joe Biden from all their obsessing over Hunter Biden is a claim that he had been engaging in essentially pay-for-access while in office (as VP and/or as a Senator), using family as intermediaries to facilitate it.
Replace “family” with “hotels” and you’ve got something we’re all pretty sure Trump was also doing as president.
Also, official MAGA lore is that there’s like 5 laptops now 🤣
More, DOJ: “Hey listen, we’ve known about this for four years straight but our hands are tied until after the election. Maybe hope that SDNY case about hush money to a sex worker pays off.”
He will get a fine. There’s a near zero chance he would ever get anything more besides fines.
The US justice system is the best in the world and completely above reproach praise be