Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 months agoImagine if humans were like bees and their penises exploded during sex lmaoNSFWmessage-squaremessage-square33fedilinkarrow-up143arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up143arrow-down1message-squareImagine if humans were like bees and their penises exploded during sex lmaoNSFWDirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square33fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareRom [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·edit-22 months agoWhat if every time you had sex your penis exploded But then you regrow a new penis And the longer you go without having sex the bigger your penis gets Then you would be all “haha look at this loser with the big pee pee they haven’t had sex in a long time ”
minus-squareChaosMaterialist [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-22 months agoThis setup has so much potential I must turn myself in now
What if every time you had sex your penis exploded
But then you regrow a new penis
And the longer you go without having sex the bigger your penis gets
Then you would be all “haha look at this loser with the big pee pee they haven’t had sex in a long time ”
This setup has so much potential I must turn myself in now