Sorry not sorry
actually the testicles explode, the penis is merely torn off and remains in the queen bee
“for some guys, you know, when they make it move, it gets all big and hard like a big pimple and then it pops”
That would make it real easy for the volcel police to round up offenders.
It’s like that system in chicago for triangulating gunshots, except for exploding dicks
oh that’s all over the US
(also fun fact its effectiveness at all is highly questionable and they literally only put the sensors in nonwhite, overpoliced neighborhoods so no chance of alarms that don’t correspond to )
https://flo.uri.sh/visualisation/16818696/embed Check out a city you’re familiar with here.
The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.
نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.
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Oh no my beanis!
Beenis
im gonna sound absurd here but that would kinda rock
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I’d bee fine with it
what if humans were like bees and they liked to play with rubber balls and like roll around with em and stuff
wait this isn’t normal??
What if a penis made a cartoon “boi-oi-oing” sound effect whenever it had an erection?
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What if humans were like spiders where 90% of intercourse was gay
pretty sure it’s already like that, for the cool people at least
Spider sex is wild. Most of them basically fist before breaking their hands off.
Wait what? They do that?
Whole new meaning to busting a nut
bursting a nut
What if every time you had sex your penis exploded
But then you regrow a new penis
And the longer you go without having sex the bigger your penis gets
Then you would be all “haha look at this loser with the big pee pee they haven’t had sex in a long time ”
This setup has so much potential I must turn myself in now