Noodles? Woke. Salad? Woke. Mushrooms? They look like little dicks, woke. Pay attention now - pasta? Not woke. It’s going to get more complicated now. Yoghurt? Extremely redpilled. Mustard? Woke. Mayo? Also woke.
Frozen foods are all redpilled unless they’re pink, in which case they carry the woke mind virus. Put some ketchup (redpilled) on that hot pocket for a little spice, patriot!
Noodles? Woke. Salad? Woke. Mushrooms? They look like little dicks, woke. Pay attention now - pasta? Not woke. It’s going to get more complicated now. Yoghurt? Extremely redpilled. Mustard? Woke. Mayo? Also woke.
What about hot pockets? My large adult son needs to know.
Frozen foods are all redpilled unless they’re pink, in which case they carry the woke mind virus. Put some ketchup (redpilled) on that hot pocket for a little spice, patriot!
they too closely resemble burritos (recipe made by minorities) so you tell me
hotpockets are woke because they’re either hotter than the sun or still frozen in the middle
NOODLES? Its a making tha people weak.
it’s-a somethin aboutta them, ah cannota say a-what ( )
how can be woke
Looks like cum, cum is woke