PenisWenisGenius@lemmynsfw.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 6 months agoIf I wanted to, hypothetically, guarentee that I shit my pants 2 to 6 hours from now, how should I do it?message-squaremessage-square69fedilinkarrow-up1157arrow-down14
arrow-up1153arrow-down1message-squareIf I wanted to, hypothetically, guarentee that I shit my pants 2 to 6 hours from now, how should I do it?PenisWenisGenius@lemmynsfw.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 6 months agomessage-square69fedilink
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up63·edit-26 months agoStuff marshmallows up your butt. The glycerine in them will make you evacuate your bowels within 10 minutes as they dissolve.
minus-squarespare_muppets@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up53·6 months agoI can’t stop laughing from thinking about someone stuffing marshmallows up their ass.
minus-squareScubus@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down1·6 months ago<insert mark as NSFW train copypasta>
minus-squareover_clox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·6 months agoYou’ve tried it too? I got to 31, then farted… My girlfriend wasn’t impressed.
minus-squareMrNesser@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·6 months agoI kinda want to try this to see if it’s true but also ewww
minus-squaresurewhynotlem@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·6 months agoThis, plus your username backwards, makes me think this is the voice of experience.
minus-square𝓒𝓸𝓼𝓶𝓸𝓬𝓻𝓪𝓽@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·6 months agoA banana or 3 is more ergonomic and has the same effect.
Stuff marshmallows up your butt. The glycerine in them will make you evacuate your bowels within 10 minutes as they dissolve.
I can’t stop laughing from thinking about someone stuffing marshmallows up their ass.
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You’ve tried it too? I got to 31, then farted…
My girlfriend wasn’t impressed.
sounds like cloudseeding
I kinda want to try this to see if it’s true but also ewww
Is this speaking from experience?
This, plus your username backwards, makes me think this is the voice of experience.
A banana or 3 is more ergonomic and has the same effect.
this is true. don’t ask how I know