PenisWenisGenius@lemmynsfw.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year agoIf I wanted to, hypothetically, guarentee that I shit my pants 2 to 6 hours from now, how should I do it?message-squaremessage-square69linkfedilinkarrow-up1157arrow-down14
arrow-up1153arrow-down1message-squareIf I wanted to, hypothetically, guarentee that I shit my pants 2 to 6 hours from now, how should I do it?PenisWenisGenius@lemmynsfw.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square69linkfedilink
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up63·edit-21 year agoStuff marshmallows up your butt. The glycerine in them will make you evacuate your bowels within 10 minutes as they dissolve.
minus-squarespare_muppets@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up53·1 year agoI can’t stop laughing from thinking about someone stuffing marshmallows up their ass.
minus-squareScubus@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down1·1 year ago<insert mark as NSFW train copypasta>
minus-squareover_clox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·1 year agoYou’ve tried it too? I got to 31, then farted… My girlfriend wasn’t impressed.
minus-squareMrNesser@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 year agoI kinda want to try this to see if it’s true but also ewww
minus-squaresurewhynotlem@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 year agoThis, plus your username backwards, makes me think this is the voice of experience.
minus-square𝓒𝓸𝓼𝓶𝓸𝓬𝓻𝓪𝓽@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoA banana or 3 is more ergonomic and has the same effect.
minus-squareolutukko@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·11 months agothis is true. don’t ask how I know
Stuff marshmallows up your butt. The glycerine in them will make you evacuate your bowels within 10 minutes as they dissolve.
I can’t stop laughing from thinking about someone stuffing marshmallows up their ass.
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You’ve tried it too? I got to 31, then farted…
My girlfriend wasn’t impressed.
sounds like cloudseeding
I kinda want to try this to see if it’s true but also ewww
Is this speaking from experience?
This, plus your username backwards, makes me think this is the voice of experience.
A banana or 3 is more ergonomic and has the same effect.
this is true. don’t ask how I know