mediterranean spain and greece are like the number one tourist destinations in europe? especially for beached moby-dick anglos, dutch and nordics. i’m sure you can find some dystopian resort town where you can stagger around all day between “irish” bars and all-day breakfasts and chip shops and only interact with other northern baron harkonnens, and maybe some local service staff.

Southern Spain paid the map maker as part of their Do Not Come campaign.