When that burrito plug came loose, my brain started working again in bliss. I believe!
Is this being posted here because of the user who didn’t poop for 3 days?
“Do you want Beans memes? Because that’s how you get Beans memes.”
This shit post is a shit post. Perfection.
This post is full of shit.
I’m sick of all this enshittification, unless it’s about real shit
Shitception
This surely makes me a fucking genius
Stunning
I must be a genius because I’m three times a day. I need to stick to my FODMAP diet
Don’t forget about imodium - you can take up to 4 a day (if needed) long term. And finding good substitutes is better than outright depriving yourself of the things you enjoy.
If a genie ever gives me three wishes, one of them will be that I never have to use the bathroom again. I hate every second of it. Maybe the cognitive decline is worth avoiding pooping so often.
Born to shit, forced to wipe
Don’t let them tell you what to do brother
It is, I only poop every other day max and its glorious.
You lucky bastard.
This wish seems ripe for an evil genie to just cause you to fall over dead on the spot and say “well technically…”
Just my luck…
So what does it mean when you poop 8 times a day?
You may be on the path to unlock the ability to use 100% of your brain!
It’s time to see a doctor.
Startlingly relevant to this sub in two ways
I poop like 3 times a day or more. Almost always about 30 minutes after I eat. I poop when I wake up. I’ll poop 1 or two times at work. I’ll poop usually about an hour before bed. I poop when I walk around walmart
I poop a lot
I literally just got done pooping
Same. I also have ibs so…
In all seriousness, that’s too much. If you are going directly after eating you’ve got some gi issues going on. Going that frequently can also mess up your gut flora and exacerbate whatever else you’ve got going on. Are you able to see a gastroenterologist?
3 times per day is normal and healthy. 30 minutes after you eat isn’t the food you just ate, either.
3 times per day is healthy, but if it’s often more then idk
Also Chris Treager: STOP. POOPING.
Do yourself a favor and get some psyllium husk. Don’t overdo it with the stuff , take it once daily to start, but it will make it so you don’t have to go multiple times a day. Also it’s good for you.
I’m pooping right now. I’m eating dinner
I poop once a year but it takes all year. How do we classify that?
Big TP will go bankrupt
It’s like Ja’Loja but stinkier and backwards.
At the very least that’s classified as pooping every day.
You’re full of shit.
Not anymore!
That’s some rough shit
Compared with people who pooped once a day, constipated participants had significantly worse cognition equivalent to three years more of chronological cognitive aging, the authors found. Increased risk was also found among those who pooped more than twice daily, though these higher odds were small.
Not pooping often enough? Jail. Pooping too often? Believe it or not, also jail
My 3-year-old niece is chronically constipated, so I think this must mean she’s as smart as a 6-year-old.
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I tried to upvote your comment twice… I’m stupid maybe I don’t poop enough
Now we need to find the poster who wanted to hold it in for three days and see if there has been a cognitive decline… for science
