I’ma show this to my wife the next time the smoke thing beeps as an excuse to get a fancy new thermometer.
Cargo pants and Chinese takeout
The look on mom’s face when we get to the dentist after she said we were going to Disney
Did the poor baby think their rude, unsolicited advice was going to be accepted with glee? Grow the fuck up.
go fuck yourself and stop assuming people don’t already know what’s best about their diets for themselves
If I was president I would make Tuesdays a holiday
My stank don’t get much hoobier
Ooo they card read good
All I remember about Tustin is it has damn fine Vietnamese food
Something something ham
I don’t even know if mine still works, but I can’t hook it up to the TV right now anyways. Had to get a cheap one with no RCAs. Fuckin Costco.
what about mirror universe?
The dude who used to run the local plant (since retired and moved away, we’ve lost touch) was a friend. He’d bring the church youth group out for tours and I helped run the group, so I tagged along because hey, small town it’s something to do. I mean the local spring is better, but are we really comparing filet mignon and cube steak?
I have car tacos like once a month I dunno what you’re talking about. I also wear a lot of loud prints to cover up stains for unrelated reasons