I inherited a revolver that’s kind of a family heirloom, but it’s a gun and it works, so learned to shoot it. But it’s not a daily driver, so I bought a 9mm to take to the range as well. Then I thought it was silly not to have a rifle as well.

So yeah. I feel you. I’m a liberal. I also live in a state that doesn’t require registration, so I’m curious how I’d ever appear in these statistics.