Ron Swanson ass doorbell
ass-doorbell
Ding dong.
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…I think I’ll just knock.
That will trigger the trap door under the welcome mat.
Into the snake filled spike trap.
But Scooby Doo said it was a mattress!
With claymores pointed in on all sides
Ah, the ol switchery-doo.
It would work better if it didn’t look like a plastic training version of the M18.
It looks 3D printed. It’s probably best that it’s not an actual Claymore Mine. Hehe.
It’s too small and I don’t remember a border. Also, you don’t wire it like that.
I’m still just going to knock.
Apparently, it’s a novelty tow hook hitch cover.
That’s what they WANT you to think
You haven’t played enough video games XD. I learned about this from the original Delta Force game.
I just haven’t played the right ones. This isn’t the sort of thing that’s likely to appear in the kinds I like to play.
We need one that says, “Front towards solicitors”
So this is not too far from reality https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCeD2gF9jUo
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i can’t tell if that original doorbell on a tree incident was real or dude was just practicing his standup routine. so maybe
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Fucking hell. Rule number 1 in a warzone is if you didn’t put it down, you don’t pick it up. Why in the name of keeping your balls attached would you press random buttons!?!
