He’s the liberal DeSantis.

Add some anti-capitalist rhetoric and you’re cooking

This is why you know these Romeaboo fascists are posers, a real Classical Chad would have noped out when the signs spoke that loudly.

Yes, this is true for everyone but me.

And some viruses hide/reduce resource drain when it’s open.

Don’t be silly, she’s clearly a bottle blonde.

Are they threatening to invade Canada?

I’m just surprised it wasn’t 88

Nah. That’s what made cool people abandon them.

The normies abandoned them because iPhones were cooler.

What was wrong about them?

I’m scared of the spin angle from a Turkish knockoff The Boys.

It might unironically be more in line with the comics though.

What if I were to tell you we’re larger than the cops too

You all suck compared to my tribe, which is the best and always correct.

If conservatives could understand intellectual honesty that would have made him very upset.

But they sell cheap EVs, aren’t threatening to invade, and Musk’s Swasticars can’t compete. It’s just economic pragmatism.

Use the Chinese EVs while building up local infrastructure. If Canada wants native production it won’t happen overnight, but if it doesn’t make a deliberate and significant push for it it’s simply never going to happen at all and you’ll always be importing from, and therefore dependent on, someone.

The fascists unironically agree, which is what caused this mess. It’s kind of their main thing?

It will also be what they use to justify the invasion of Canada.

He disagreed with the “voluntary” annexation.

Putin just kept saying “Perhaps you think you are being treated unfairly” when he complained about it.

The Second American Civil War is one of the good timelines though.

In the bad ones, no one bothers to fight back.

I think you could argue there were plenty of Soviet leaders it could fit. Beria, for example.

But if the KGB asked, you meant the capitalist pig American president.