Learn to swim, I’ll see you down in
ArizonaAlabama Bay.I sure could use a vacation from this bullshit three ring circus sideshow.
Fuck Ron DeSantis and fuck all his clones.
Fuck these retirees and fuck their short memories…
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Fuck these dysfunctional, insecure politicians
Welcome to Otisburg!
Believe it’s called the Gulf of Mexico already lol
It’s a reference to the song Ænema by tool
I mean I get that but you’d still be swimming in the Gulf of Mexico if Florida were to break away from the continent, they wouldn’t change the name to bay of Alabama
That’s like saying the song would be incorrect because technically they’d be swimming in the Pacific.
Thats fucked
Dear all those people that made this happen.
Fuck you.
yikes
White people is scary!
After George W. Bush was selected by the Supreme Court
Brooks Brothers was the proto-Proud Boys.
What the fuck
First time hearing about that?
Imagine having the US having a president that actually cared about climate change. The powers that be couldn’t risk another Jimmy Carter.
Government bodies selecting election winners is all the rage these days
Yeah, if they do that they should secede from the… wait.
If they try that again, can we just let them go? We can add Puerto Rico to keep the even 50.
Can someone share a link so I can read more about this?
I can’t imagine living with as much insecurity as conservatives face every day
It has to be a nightmare. Maybe that’s why they so mad all the time at the sightest breeze of sanity
When the only thing that keeps your marriage together is the church and the only thing that keeps you from liking the same sex is god, you keep on fighting.
Source: I know a few of these people…
Even if you don’t fall into that category, one of the main gotchas of the church is to use one of your most basic biological programmings and tell you it’s a sin. The church teaches that even thinking lustfully about someone is a sin. They tell you that the urge to reproduce is sinful and only they have the cure.
Hm if black people benefitted from slavery, why not reintroduce slavery then? And while you are at it, maybe white people want to benefit, too? Maybe DeSantis specifically could also benefit. Let’s make him “benefit”. /s
Bring back? Slavery isn’t gone. It’s still allowed in the prison system.
They did. It’s called the 13th Amendment.
I think people misunderstand the 13th as simply ending slavey, not so. There is a very very large EXCEPT in there and it becomes clear why 🚔 🚓 👮♂️ 🚨 🚔 🚓 👮♀️ 🚨 🚔 they have so many problems because of law enforcement
DeSaster once said that being woke means “war on truth” What the fuck do you call this then? Cuz this ain’t it, chief.
The ironic thing is, we have a quasi-official definition of what “woke” means from one of DeSantis’ goons:
The governor’s general counsel, Ryan Newman, said, in general, it means “the belief there are systemic injustices in American society and the need to address them.” He added that DeSantis doesn’t believe there are systemic injustices in the country, reports Florida Politics.
I guess if that’s the case reps can’t complain about “welfare queens” Because systematic injustice isn’t real
Ahhh… The old “replace factual history with ‘belief-ism’” tactic. What’s the saying? “Those who don’t read history are doomed to repeat it”
History doesn’t repeat itself, but it does rhyme a lot.
It feels like 1984, unironically.
“Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past.”
Yeah, I gotta get the fuck out of here.
It literally gets worse here every day.
I have family in titusville and lets jst say the memes ring true, unhinged, completely detached from reality.
You need to drive everyone else out. We shouldn’t give up on Florida.
Your sentiment is good but misplaced. The ocean will already do that for us in our lifetime. With any hope, the crazies might go underwater with Florida, but it will most likely disperse them.
I’m this case, dilution may actually be the solution to pollution…
Probably not, but maybe.
You could come to Ohio, things happen here, I promise!
I know you’re kidding, but I’m almost considering Ohio exactly because of all of the NOTHING* that happens.
*Except that one thing. But I’ll probably be living far away from that.
Maybe try lower Illinois then. I can’t think of anything noteworthy that happens there. Lot of open space.
My grandmother’s family is from southern Illinois. It’s not that great but it is the cheapest part, but there are a lotta bigots and racists there.
Hmm, what about Vermont? I have heard nothing bad about Vermont.
Washington, the answer you’re looking for is Washington
Source: came here from the south the other year before shit gets even worse
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When you realize that Florida man can and does run for office 😵💫
