jeffw@lemmy.worldM to News@lemmy.world · 6 months agoIdaho bar celebrates "Heterosexual Awesomeness Month" with free beer for straight menwww.lgbtqnation.comexternal-linkmessage-square95fedilinkarrow-up1186arrow-down120cross-posted to: andfinally@feddit.ukusnews@lemy.lolnottheonion@lemmy.world
arrow-up1166arrow-down1external-linkIdaho bar celebrates "Heterosexual Awesomeness Month" with free beer for straight menwww.lgbtqnation.comjeffw@lemmy.worldM to News@lemmy.world · 6 months agomessage-square95fedilinkcross-posted to: andfinally@feddit.ukusnews@lemy.lolnottheonion@lemmy.world
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up51arrow-down4·6 months agoTwo men come in: “Hi, I’m straight, give me my free beer and one for my buddy here who’s also straight.” Bartender: “Here are your free beers.” Man: “Thank you, and now here is our beer celebration” The two men proceed to make out.
minus-squareHonkyTonkWoman@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up24arrow-down1·edit-26 months agoI’m tempted to go in there as a trans woman & try to convince them to give me free beer because they think I’m a dude. Given that I like women, by their logic, that just makes me a straight guy dressed like a woman, ergo… FREE BEER!!!
minus-squaresparkle@lemm.eelinkfedilinkCymraegarrow-up5·edit-26 months agoPlease never imply temptation to go to Idaho again. I live in the deep south and even I’m afraid of that hellhole
minus-squareTheRealKuni@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·6 months agoI would just generally avoid Idaho if I were in your no doubt chic shoes.
Two men come in: “Hi, I’m straight, give me my free beer and one for my buddy here who’s also straight.”
Bartender: “Here are your free beers.”
Man: “Thank you, and now here is our beer celebration”
The two men proceed to make out.
I’m tempted to go in there as a trans woman & try to convince them to give me free beer because they think I’m a dude. Given that I like women, by their logic, that just makes me a straight guy dressed like a woman, ergo… FREE BEER!!!
Please never imply temptation to go to Idaho again. I live in the deep south and even I’m afraid of that hellhole
I would just generally avoid Idaho if I were in your no doubt chic shoes.
Would be utterly hilarious.