cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/16157729
Idaho bar celebrates “Heterosexual Awesomeness Month” with free beer for straight men
This totally sounds like a plot for an It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia episode where Mac tries to prove his heterosexuality
So two gays could just come in and say they are friends and get two free beers?
But straight women couldn’t get it for free
I guess it’s more: “we only want men”
I guess it’s more: “we only want men”
That sounds a bit gay NGL.
I used to work in the trades. I was surrounded by straight-acting men. There’s nothing more gay than a group of straight-acting men.
Unfortunately it’s the creepy, repressed kind of gay that would make a tolerate person’s skin crawl.
I feel awful for their wives and children.
I stumbled over a community at lemmynsfw.com called “rough trade” or something similar. Those tradesmen were so straight they weren’t afraid to let their buddy rest his cock in their mouth.
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After finally getting fed up, I went on a 10 month campaign against mamagement calling out all the sexism, racism, poor management and absolute disrespectful treatment of apprentices and contractors. I made it very clear that the work culture was awful in every way.
I got predictably fired but I secretly was working with corporate to deal with the the awful HR manager who was enabling this work culture.
Without going into much details, After my company fired me, I put in a complaint to the government labour board over a wrongful termination case. A month later after my submitting my case to the labour board, the HR manager was forced into early retirement. A month after that I settled out of court and got my severance plus a little extra to cover lawyer fees.
My coworkers knew, most got upset at me for challenging authority, some respectfully supported me at an arms length and even fewer people actually supported me.
What was undercover hate wasn’t very hidden by the end of my time there. Although I doubt they fully knew how much I couldn’t stand them. I still had to maintain the peace somehow.
Take that women! Men are more desirable now!
This would be hilarious if it was a gay bar. Maybe the kind with the people walking around in assless chaps.
All chaps are assless
You mean the clothing or do you just know a ton of British guys with very flat asses?
I think it’s a big bang theory reference
Or maybe just correcting a common pleonasm? Even if it’s been mentioned on the most popular “Let’s mock nerdy smart people” show doesn’t mean that it owns that information 🤷
I will defer to your experience.
Just one question. What about those guys who need some support?
Well you wear the chaps with a jockstrap, easy
Assful? Asssome ?
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Do they know that there are also straight women, or have they just not been shown any interest from them?
Real manly men only think about other manly men.
But only in a completely hetero way wink wink nudge nudge
They begrudgingly accept they exist, but they’re working on at least removing all their rights.
Free beer (men only) sounds pretty gay
That’s like free beer for your dog or kitchen stove. Here in Idaho, we try not to anthropomorphize our property.
Damn
they have no interest in women.
wink.
Women can’t be gay, so pride month is only about men and people who used to be men. /s
If those women aren’t showing these chads the attention they deserve for being absolute kings among the peasants, then the women must be gay. It’s the only logical answer. /s
Women are weak and girly. You think a strong masculine hot dude likes girly things? Yeah right, that’s so gay bro.
Bars have consistently had ‘women nights’ at bars where they get all night discounts and free admission. I don’t see how this is any different
It’s clearly a bicep.
Events the conservative carpetbagger is hawking include “Truth seeker” nights, “Conspiracy Theory Trivia” with an AR-15 semi-automatic rifle as a prize, “Open Carry Coffee” mornings with holstered handguns, and “Worship Nights” along with Bible study groups and a “Christian Singles Mingle” mixer.
A “Nefarious Vaccine Agenda” event and an upcoming “NASA Lies and Flat Earth” presentation fill out the bar’s way-out bill of fare.
Hate to disappoint, sir, but this was one bar my queer ass was never going to end up in anyway.
with an AR-15 semi-automatic rifle as a prize
Geeeeeee, I wonder why gun crimes are so rampant in 'Murica compared to ~anywhere else in the world. I really have no idea! I hope someone figures this out eventually!
Do these people not realize they’re caricatures? That people are laughing at them?
How can someone have so little self awareness
I dont know, free beer and a flat earth exposé could be pretty entertaining.
Not gonna lie, while all that shit is insane, they’re being pretty clever with their promotions. The best you’d get from most bars is a karaoke night or discount prime rib night.
Damn straight.
Damn, sounds like that place has hit a critical mass of fact-averse regressive stupidity!
SURELY some of the flavors of fascist and libertarian wackos must feel deeply embarrassed to be associated with the others. Unless of course they’re no longer capable of the tiny amount of self awareness embarrassment requires…
“I hate you. So long as we push in the same direction, for now, we can get along. If needed we can deal with this at a later date.”
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Yes, to the smell of bullshit and the sound of factoids.
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Remind me what the point of a post-and-comment style forum is if the only appropriate reaction to the content is stoic silence?
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So I can dislike it, I’m just not allowed to say why…?
And so are you apparently?
How do you prove your sexuality to others?
You have to make out with the bartender for 5 minutes and then they check to see whether you’ve gotten a boner or not.
But if I don’t get one, how do they know if I’m hetero or just asexual?
Asexual people don’t exist in MAGALand, silly!
It’s a male bartender
You have to stare at the bar tender’s gaping arsehole for 30 seconds without getting an erection. It’s the only way to be sure.
Next month: pink eye awareness month!
Edit: Court ordered pink eye awareness month
The bartender sucks your dick and if you don’t cum then you get a free beer.
Hell yeah I knew my performance anxiety would come in handy someday
This seems onion-y to me. I hope y’all agree.
100%
Technically a gay couple is twice as manly as a hetero couple.
Not really related to the story, I just like that fact.
Oh, look… a sausage fest. As an actual straight male - no fucking thank you.
Yea, let’s not fuck up the ratio at the bar any more than it already is thanks
This seems to track for Idaho. Super large Mormon and white supremacies population there
just a bunch straight christuan men touching their guns and reading the bible
Straight men in a bar getting increasingly plastered, doing country music karaoke about how their bitch wives left them, pontificating on the superiority of Western Civilization and historical Greek culture, staring into each others eyes lovingly while slapping one another’s nuts and shouting “No homo”, and then heading off to the bath house together to sober up.
how do they verify if you’re a straight man or not? What’s to stop me from just getting a free beer?
They jerk you off at the entrance. If you look like you’re not enjoying it, you’re in. It’s watertight 👌
But what if they like, do it suspiciously well. Like they really know how to handle a strangers dong? Like …they may have done this many times 🤔
You have to get in early, before they get all the practice from all the previous visitors.
They’ve got a gaydar… doesn’t work very well though
sounds like their gaydar needs some percussive maintenance then.
How do you manage to ask such the right questions?
Oh you thought red lobster fucked up? Hold my beer
What did Red Lobster do?
Sell their land to a shell company (pun intended) which leased the land back to the main company at inflated rates as part of a convoluted financial scheme to embezzle money, and then blame the endless shrimp.
Endless skrimpz
That’s cool I guess
I’m actually really happy for them that they’ve never been persecuted for their sexual orientation!
They have in their imaginations.
