• Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world
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    6 months ago

    It’s all part of God’s plan

    My responses to that nonsense include:

    “Damn, that guy’s a real sadist.”

    “Which god? My money’s on Zeus, he’s always cooking up this type of shenanigans when he’s trying to trick some woman into fucking him.”

    “Our Lord the flying spaghetti monster would do no such thing.”

     

    Feel free to contribute some more ammo.

    • TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world
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      6 months ago

      Babies with bone cancer are on the express lane to becoming angels.

      Brain tumors are gods creations just like little kittens.