Times are getting hard for us old cheese counterfeiters
Tarantella Napoletana playing as I’m hacking into the cheese database
“And now for the secret ingredient!”
adds the counterfeit Ids to the national database
a loud knock on the door
“Polizio, open up!”
“Mama-mia! They’re on to me!”
I burst through the door riding a giant cheese wheel, knocking them over, making my escape
“How about them meatballs!?”
Sell it as 100% microchip free and watch people switch to counterfeit-only cheese
If you can’t even tell the difference between a counterfeit cheese wheel and a real one, what are you doing with your life?
I wonder how much a thousand sand grain sized edible microchips are on AliExpress…
One thousand pack is $3.326 ($3.325 if you buy more than 1000x One thousand packs) and here’s a $1 first purchase coupon
It’s only parmesean if it’s from the parmesean reggiono of Italy otherwise it’s just sparkling romano.
Almost anything is edible if it’s that small…
