Flying Squid@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days agoSo much for that fetish...lemmy.worldimagemessage-square47fedilinkarrow-up1859arrow-down116
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minus-squaredisguy_ovahea@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up157arrow-down1·4 days agoSpeak for yourself, Californian. I can’t count the number of times I’ve been fucked by the subway.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up39arrow-down1·4 days agoI don’t know about getting fucked, but I hear you can get pregnant on the Subway if you sit in the wrong seat puddle.
minus-squaretacosanonymous@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up29·4 days agoI just threw up in my mouth a bit.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23arrow-down1·4 days agoYeah, the lack of good passenger rail in the U.S. does that to me too.
minus-squarepewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·4 days agoreplies in a train
minus-squaredisguy_ovahea@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8arrow-down1·4 days agoProbably. I leave seats for the elderly and disabled. I have a disability that causes me to manspread if I sit, so I just stand and shift.
minus-squareZorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·4 days agoUnderstandable, I too suffer from Bofa.
minus-squareMasamune@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 days agoEvery ride is a surprise, that’s why we love* the MTA! *hate
minus-squareMango@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13arrow-down1·4 days agoDamn, our education system is so bad they didn’t even teach you to count to fifty?
minus-squareMilk_Sheikh@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·4 days agoWhat about getting fucked behind a Jimmy John’s? Asking for a friend 👀
minus-squareNaoPb@eviltoast.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 days agoYou are supposed to get on the train, not the other way around.
minus-squarehemko@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down8·4 days agoFucked in the subway* By the subway implies that the subway has been fucking you which I have hard time believing
Speak for yourself, Californian. I can’t count the number of times I’ve been fucked by the subway.
I don’t know about getting fucked, but I hear you can get pregnant on the Subway if you sit in the wrong seat puddle.
I just threw up in my mouth a bit.
Yeah, the lack of good passenger rail in the U.S. does that to me too.
replies in a train
That’s the other puddle
Probably. I leave seats for the elderly and disabled. I have a disability that causes me to manspread if I sit, so I just stand and shift.
Understandable, I too suffer from Bofa.
Fine… What’s Bofa…
inhales
BOFA DEEZ NUTZ
Godamnit you did it.
gottm
Every ride is a surprise, that’s why we love* the MTA!
*hate
Damn, our education system is so bad they didn’t even teach you to count to fifty?
Username checks out.
What about getting fucked behind a Jimmy John’s? Asking for a friend 👀
You are supposed to get on the train, not the other way around.
Fucked in the subway*
By the subway implies that the subway has been fucking you which I have hard time believing
Nah, you read it right.