EXCUSIVE
For fuck’s sake. A comment about a celeb isn’t breaking Watergate.
Yeah, but he called her beautiful 5 TIMES. That’s a lot.
If it was six - would they get a Pulitzer and a free sub?
Yes, truly groundbreaking reporting.
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Okay, but did anyone notice he referred to himself in third person?
I’m reading it in Smeagol’s voice now
Beastie Boys’ voice: Trump - illest at illeism.
The question is: Is she more beautiful than the generals?
yes, but she still can’t beat the boaters
Didn’t he comment on one of her relationships at the time? I think Trump just loves celebrity gossip and Swift is an unending source of it.
I remember when he was very weirdly concerned about Kristen Stewart’s love life.
Oh that’s who it was!
Bro has a crush
He’s horny
He’s just like me, for real. So relatable.
I’m gonna vote for him.
Lanky blonde like his daughter. Of course.
What a weirdo
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Me, doing an oral report on a book I only know the title of:
“unusually beautiful”
He baiting some Q thing?
i hear she’s very talented
Oh, fuck, I don’t need to hear any of this… still less obsessive, compared to Stefan Mol. 's hornyposting of Swift…