• Lemmygradwontallowme [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    5 days ago

    i-think-that

    If elected president/prime minister, I will have the English speak in Irish English and Scots…

    French people will speak Occitan

    Italians will speak Sicilian (Yes, I know, the two aren’t dialects, but fuck em, if they insist its a dialect, then its a dialect they will speak)

    Americans will speak Miami, Chicano, California and Texano English, depending on which latitude

    My presidential theme song is “the News Frae Moidart”