Every time he said “article 5” I thought he looked scared. But not in an “I’m scared of nuclear war” way, more of an “oh fuck I feel the shit running down my leg” kind of way, you know?
Also funny, in the same breath, he mentioned both Poland and Belarus as Putin’s next targets.
Every time he said “article 5” I thought he looked scared. But not in an “I’m scared of nuclear war” way, more of an “oh fuck I feel the shit running down my leg” kind of way, you know?
Also funny, in the same breath, he mentioned both Poland and Belarus as Putin’s next targets.
Belarus joined NATO and nobody told me, damn
Biden launches the nukes because he hears Russian troops are in Belarus and thinks it’s part of NATO. This could happen.
Ah yes, the “senile old fuck” corollary to Nixon’s “mad dog diplomacy”